You don’t have to be a fireman to carry a fire hose, you just need a big…ego. Get your ‘Fire Hose’ gear and impress those classy ladies who need your emergency services.
Yeah, there are some women’s shirts, too, but maybe you’re a tranny or you have a huge clit and you want everyone to know it. I’ve got you covered, don’t worry about it.
As far as the baby stuff…well, baby boys do tend to pee a lot and anyone’s who’s ever changed a diaper and been soaked with an unexpected stream of urine will totally relate and find this onesie totally appropriate.
The lovely tie is pretty cool, too, because you can wear it quite discretely at work and then when you hit the bar you can unbutton your jacket and advertise the goods to the foxes that are looking for action. If nothing else, you’ll at least get some chicks to look at your crotch and wonder.
Get some Fire Hose gear today and give the world a fair warning of the power you’re packing downstairs.