Hello, Asshole! T-Shirts, Buttons, Keychains, Stickers and More Cool Stuff

Sep 252011
 

Hello, Asshole! T-Shirt from Rev. Shakes SpearHello, Asshole! Keychains, Buttons from Rev. Shakes SpearHello, Asshole! Buttons, Mini Buttons, Pinback Badges from Rev. Shakes SpearHello, Asshole! Mousepad from Rev. Shakes SpearHello, Asshole! Baseball Cap, Hat from Rev. Shakes SpearSure, you want to be friendly and polite, but you’re deal with a total asshole.

How to you reconcile this awkward scenario? Simple: wear a nice, polite ‘Hello, Asshole!’ shirt from Rev. Shakes to make your point clear.

Nobody likes unfriendliness – except raging assholes who don’t really seem to give a fuck at all.

Well, now with this fantastic design you can solve the problem of being nice to someone who doesn’t deserve it.

Get your Hello, Asshole Shirts, Hats and Buttons now. You’ll be glad you did – and the asshole won’t care either way.

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Fire Hose Shirts & Ties from Rev. Shakes Spear

Sep 242011
 

Fire Hose Shirt from Rev. Shakes SpearFire Hose Tie from America's Favorite Propagandist, Rev. Shakes SpearFire Hose Ties from Rev. Shakes Spear, America's Favorite PropagandistFire Hose Baby Clothes Onesie from Rev. Shakes SpearFire Hose Shirt for Women from Rev. Shakes Spear, America's Favorite PropagandistGot a big package? Want to pretend you do? Then this is for you.

You don’t have to be a fireman to carry a fire hose, you just need a big…ego. Get your ‘Fire Hose’ gear and impress those classy ladies who need your emergency services.

Yeah, there are some women’s shirts, too, but maybe you’re a tranny or you have a huge clit and you want everyone to know it. I’ve got you covered, don’t worry about it.

As far as the baby stuff…well, baby boys do tend to pee a lot and anyone’s who’s ever changed a diaper and been soaked with an unexpected stream of urine will totally relate and find this onesie totally appropriate.

The lovely tie is pretty cool, too, because you can wear it quite discreetly at work and then when you hit the bar you can unbutton your jacket and advertise the goods to the foxes that are looking for action. If nothing else, you’ll at least get some chicks to look at your crotch and wonder.

Get some Fire Hose gear today and give the world a fair warning of the power you’re packing downstairs.

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